Mugs of Eternal Joy
Our trusty Mugs of Exaggeration will help you consume any liquid you dane worthy. Throw it at a burglar, buy 2 and stick them to your shoes to make you taller, listen to the sea, blunt your teeth, this is the ultimate multifunctional object.
All for only £13
Ode to the hood
Oh useless hood,
Why d'you look so good.
These jumpers have the revolutionary technical advance of a hood. While it's not waterproof so serves no real function in a thunderstorm, the hood can hide your head while being a scoundrel or having bad hair.
This one is adorned with The Adventurists emblem and is pictured in "red as fuck" colour.
All these hoodlums come for £40
Help Pete's Toes Save the World
Our man Pete's toes fell off on the Rickshaw Run (careless). We think nobody's toes should go to waste so we're donating the profit from these special edition flip flops to Cool Earth. Then Pete's loss is the Planets gain.