Monkey Run Mug of Unilateral Spaffulance

Sale price Price £13.00 Regular price

Our mugs will help you consume the recommended daily allowance of 5 litres of tea before the clock nudges 12. Come noon it works just as well for imbibing the recommended 5 litres of Gin. The perfect vessel for the undercover drunk. It can also be thrown at people or inanimate objects to varying effect.

• Made of that ceramic stuff (same as fake teeth, rocket heat shields and importantly toilets).
• Height: 9.8cm (3.85").
• Diameter: 8.5cm (3.35").
• Dishwasher proof if you ever want to clean it.
• Microwave proof for those moments you want to bath it with non-ionising radiation.