Mongol Rally X - Save your face
Get one of these Mongol Rally X face coverings to prevent anything known to man reaching your delicate features.
Proofed against radiation, explosions, rocks and the bubonic plague this face/neck/fuck-knows covering is the ultimate in road trip accessories.
Now get the t-shirt
Aaaah the Mongol Rally X. So good half the world seems to be taking part. And since we're doing it all for free you can buy your own bloody t-shirt.
Actually please do. We make nearly 1 or 2 pounds on each one so if you get over excited and buy 10 we will be most excuberant.
Mugs of Eternal Joy
Our trusty Mugs of Exaggeration will help you consume any liquid you dane worthy. Throw it at a burglar, buy 2 and stick them to your shoes to make you taller, listen to the sea, blunt your teeth, this is the ultimate multifunctional object.
All for only £13