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Mugs of Eternal Joy

Mug Me

Help Pete's Toes Save the World

Flip flop me up

Guaranteed to keep you alive forever

Just like the title says any of this stuff is 100% going to keep you alive forever, ensure you win at all games of chance and make you attractive to anyone of your choosing. It's like magic. Or bullshit.

Ode to the hood

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