This top was famously worn by the eccentric explorer Sir Percival Trundleshaft, who once attempted to circumnavigate the globe on a giant inflatable duck. His journey ended with an unplanned but highly entertaining pit stop in the middle of the Pacific, where he was rescued by a passing container ship.
Now, you can channel his bumbling bravery with this long-sleeved top, designed to keep you grounded in stupidity while you navigate the tricky terrains of utter inconvenience.
- 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton - Crew neck - Relaxed unisex fit - Gift it to your most inconvenient mate
Size guide
SHIRT LENGTH (inches)
CHEST WIDTH (inches)
CHEST TO FIT (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
25
S
28
18
34-37
25 ⅝
M
29
20
38-41
26 ¼
L
30
22
42-45
26 ⅞
XL
31
24
46-49
27 ½
2XL
32
26
50-53
28 ⅛
SHIRT LENGTH (cm)
CHEST WIDTH (cm)
CHEST TO FIT (cm)
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
XS
68.6
42
78.7-86.4
63.5
S
71.1
45.7
86.4-94
65
M
73.7
50.8
96.5-104.1
66.6
L
76.2
55.9
106.7-114.3
68.3
XL
78.7
61
116.8-124.5
69.9
2XL
81.3
66
127-134.6
71.4
This item is custom-made for you the moment you hit that "buy" button, which means it might take a tad longer to reach your doorstep. We like our planet so we're not cranking these out by the thousand.
